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Student Housing Weekender - April 5, 2025
Guacamole journey. Urgent care branding. CDO. Optimal morning routine. The wonders of technology.

The weekend is worth celebrating.
This is Student Housing Weekender, and we give your mind a break from the mundane. Here are 5 things we found interesting or hilarious this week.
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Off we go!

FEARING WHAT YOU HAVE CREATED

DECEPTIVE BRANDING
Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care
— ☠️ Famous Living Dead ☠️ (@FallenRockstars)
10:26 PM • Mar 23, 2025

COLLATERALIZED DOORDASH OBLIGATION
The delivery guy watching me sign a 6-year financing deal for my double cheeseburger
— piet (@piet_dev)
2:59 PM • Mar 21, 2025

DOESN’T GET MORE OPTIMAL THAN THIS
The real peak performance morning routine.
— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital)
5:01 PM • Mar 24, 2025

ROOMMATE SHOULD’VE WRITTEN IT DOWN
Technology has gone too far man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password
— Kenty (@FakeKenty)
2:46 AM • Mar 25, 2025
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